Experimental Re-animator. 1 yrs exp. Been practicing on roadkill over lockdown. Willing to try humans.

Call Ray 02076466678

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matey boy

Private Dick for hire: 30 years exp of following women (and some men)


Dothraki Lessons now available – learn Dothraki from a native speaker! Only advanced linguists need reply (tutor very impatient).

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N. London

Wana be pen palz? gettin a bit lonely. i swear i neva dun it.

cell 4, block c, belmarsh

Sour old pointy faced comedy wizard seeks strangers for confrontation. free insults

Jerry, Scotland

East London surgeon seeks role play companion. Must be nocturnal and enjoy thrill of being chased

Come to Spitalfields 1A.M. Mon-Thurs

Are you a man? I just looking for man to talk who dont mind what i done before.

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